If I Were a Bird - Funny Greeting Card

A little weird, a little sweet, exactly the right amount of both. This friendship card reads "If I Were A Bird, I Know Exactly Who I'd Shit On." on the front, printed on thick, high quality cardstock.

A just-because card for a friend, a crush, or anyone who could use an odd little smile in their mailbox.

Details

• Outside text: "If I Were A Bird, I Know Exactly Who I'd Shit On."
• Inside: Blank, so you can finish the thought
• A2 size, 4.25" x 5.5"
• Thick, high quality cardstock
• White envelope included, packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Sold and shipped from The Ruddy Duck in Whitefish, Montana. $4.95 flat-rate U.S. shipping and free shipping on orders of $50 or more.