The Dad Checklist - Father's Day Card

The Dad Checklist.

You call that music?
Defense wins championships.
Don't make me stop this car.
We're not heating the outside.
Ask your mom.
We can sneak in our own candy.
Because I said so.
That's how thye get you.
Don't use that tone with me.
Pull my finger.
We have food at home.
Don't touch the thermostat.
Did you change your oil?
Don't tell your mom.
Rub some dirt on it.
I love you.

• Blank inside
• A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5") 
• Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  
• White paper envelope included
• Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve