My Gift To You Is Respect - Birthday Card

Happy Birthday! My gift to you is respect. Open it up for the reason: because you are my elder.

A funny birthday card for the older sibling, the friend born three weeks before you, or anyone who will never live down the age gap. No gift receipt required.

Details

• Sold individually: 1 card and 1 envelope
• Outside: Happy Birthday! My gift to you is respect.
• Inside: Because you are my elder.
• 4.5 x 6.25 inches
• Printed in the USA on 100% post-consumer recycled paper
• Sold and shipped from The Ruddy Duck in Whitefish, Montana. $4.95 flat-rate U.S. shipping and free shipping on orders of $50 or more.