One Glass Away - Wine Glass

I'm one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from 3 years ago.

So anyway, THREE YEARS AGO WHEN YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY-

Classic I’m Digging Up Bones' maneuver! Three years ago? More like three lifetimes ago in drama years. That’s like unearthing your ex’s Spotify playlist from 2021 and deciding NOW is the time to analyze their 'vibes.'

Fill this classy wine glass to brim and the next thing you know, you’re sobbing into the guac about how Karen from HR definitely did steal your yogurt—and honestly, the betrayal still stings. The wine glass says it’s time for justice. The morning-after you will beg for amnesia."

Look, we all have that one wine glass that turns us from ‘chill human’ to ‘emotional archeologist’—digging up ancient drama like it’s a lost artifact. Maybe some tombs are better left unopened?

A wine glass both classy and honest. You may have forgiven, but you have not forgotten.

Wine glass size: 17 oz