{"product_id":"parallel-parking-cocktail-napkins","title":"Can I Get Some Privacy Here? - Cocktail Napkins","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome of us can parallel park just fine, provided nobody is watching. These funny cocktail napkins are a gift for the friend who considers sidewalk spectators an unnecessary complication. Bring them to drinks with the people who understand that an audience does not help.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I hate it when people are around when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, ‘Can I get some privacy here?’”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSold and shipped from The Ruddy Duck in Whitefish, Montana. $4.95 flat-rate U.S. shipping and free shipping on orders of $50 or more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Ruddy Duck ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67806781472921,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/5083\/5609\/files\/Parallel_Park_Cocktail_Napkins.png?v=1793143825","url":"https:\/\/theruddyduck.com\/products\/parallel-parking-cocktail-napkins","provider":"The Ruddy Duck.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}