{"product_id":"life-is-scary-greeting-card","title":"Isn't Life Scary Enough?  Funny and Caring Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife is scary. Cards should not be. This A2 greeting card reads \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Why does a can of biscuits have to open like that? Isn't life scary enough?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e on the front, printed on thick, high quality cardstock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend it to a friend starting something new, surviving something weird, or just having a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDetails\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOutside text: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Why does a can of biscuits have to open like that? Isn't life scary enough?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside: \u003cem\u003eBlank, so you can write your own pep talk\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 size, 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick, high quality cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite envelope included, packaged in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold and shipped from The Ruddy Duck in Whitefish, Montana. $4.95 flat-rate U.S. shipping and free shipping on orders of $50 or more.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Attitude Stationery Company LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48969069101209,"sku":"INK328","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/5083\/5609\/files\/74d351f8eb1091d892e46fbd727c994bea6e40c91f529b3ef403ffc8bc66794f.png?v=1788310171","url":"https:\/\/theruddyduck.com\/products\/life-is-scary-greeting-card","provider":"The Ruddy Duck ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}