{"product_id":"card-joggingd","title":"Dear Diary - Letterpress Friendship Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"90\"\u003eFor the person who believes romance is cute, but spite is forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"461\"\u003eThis funny greeting card reads like a private diary entry from someone who is very much rooting for love, as long as it eventually comes with a little emotional inconvenience. Sweet, salty, and perfectly unhinged, it is ideal for friends, situationships, anti-Valentine’s Day moments, breakups, Galentine’s Day, or anyone with a beautifully questionable sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"630\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"479\"\u003eFront reads:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"482\"\u003e“Dear Diary,\u003cbr data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eToday I saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"644\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"896\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1cl2bbq\" data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eFunny greeting card with handwritten-style text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"d2ttk0\" data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"752\"\u003eBlank inside for your own dramatic little message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nr04pe\" data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eGreat for friends, partners, anti-romantics, and professionally sarcastic people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14zrs9v\" data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eIncludes kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w3fts5\" data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"896\"\u003ePackaged in a clear sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sapling Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47071164268697,"sku":"855","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/5083\/5609\/files\/Hate_Them_With_Me_-_Friendship_Card_page1.jpg?v=1781653056","url":"https:\/\/theruddyduck.com\/products\/card-joggingd","provider":"The Ruddy Duck ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}