{"product_id":"asshole-kids-fathers-day-card","title":"Dear Husband - Father's Day Card From Wife","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDear Husband, There is no one else I would rather raise these assholes kids with. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e(Happy Father's Day.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour kids might be little assholes, but at least they're YOUR assholes. This Father's Day card celebrates the beautiful chaos of fatherhood with a playful wink and a knowing laugh. Perfect for the dad who appreciates humor as much as he appreciates a quiet moment alone. Because let's be honest—he's earned it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 sized (4.25\" x 5.5\") \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on high-quality, thick cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite paper envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47419069956249,"sku":"C-OURKIDS","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/5083\/5609\/files\/Our_Kids_2.jpg?v=1779216013","url":"https:\/\/theruddyduck.com\/products\/asshole-kids-fathers-day-card","provider":"The Ruddy Duck ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}